You’re giving me a 5 DAY extension? Not Hours, Not Minutes? So kind.

Whatever shall I do with this extension? Does it bring back the sadness and the lack of support over the holidays? Can I redeem this for real currency to buy games? Can I take these days, and choose which calendar days I want to be specifically extended?

How about, during your next outage, I cash in one of these exotic days? Is that possible? No? Nothing?

So my coverage just goes from June 24th to June 29th? ‘Kind’ doesn’t do this service. I’m lost for words to describe my thankfulness.